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Monday, July 5, 2010

Good Morning America.

I have come to the conclusion that I should start a blog. And Melissa Layland should help me. It's time for me to share my inner-most thoughts. I hate malls. Standing around looking at overpriced ugly clothing makes me want to vomit all over. You know what else makes me want to vomit? You guessed it! Twilight. I saw New Moon today. It was the first of anything Twilight I have actually experienced. However, I was saved by seeing it with Riff Tracks. It's this cool thing where these dudes give commentary on the movie and make it almost worth watching. Almost. It's slightly crude, yet hilarious. I would recommend it to anyone who feels impressed to see Twilight or any bad movie for that matter. Anyway, Daria's on. I've gotta go. Oh and I found this rad hat thing. They're made in Iceland and cost a heckofalot. But they're super cool, so I would like to make one. One day I will make one.

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